π Last Alert: [June 22, 2025 β 11:40 PM ET]
D3MpL13nkZyjojPWQzVGDf8h3DFnVwWGWP4chqqDpumpWe honor the ancient pizza signals of history:
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- 1990: CIA orders pizza β Iraq invades Kuwait
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- 1998: Pizza spike β U.S. bombs Iraq
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- 2025: Pizza surge β Israel hits Iran
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- Every time: The chart goes vertical ππ
The world is chaotic. At least pizza makes sense.
So...
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