πŸ•Pentagon Pizza Index $PIZZA – When Pizzas Predict WarπŸ•

πŸ• Last Alert: [June 22, 2025 – 11:40 PM ET]

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PIZZA ALERTS
(LORE)

We honor the ancient pizza signals of history:
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- 1990: CIA orders pizza β†’ Iraq invades Kuwait
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- 1998: Pizza spike β†’ U.S. bombs Iraq
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- 2025: Pizza surge β†’ Israel hits Iran
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- Every time: The chart goes vertical πŸ•πŸ“ˆ

Started as a meme tracking pizza orders before military strikes. Ended up as a token because, well… crypto.

The world is chaotic. At least pizza makes sense.

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